- Me: Do you think the people of Japan ought to elect a white Prime Minister?
- Friends: What? Of course not! It's their country.
- Me: Well how about the ancient tribes of the Amazon? Should they allow a white man into their tribe, perhaps to become chief?
- Friends: Don't be ridiculous, that goes against their culture, hundreds of years of tradition!
- Me: I agree with you. Now, do you think we in Britain should elect a Black Prime Minister?
- Friends: Why shouldn't we? Are you a racist?